Talk shit, get hit.: Archive

wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted 
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted 
7 pm: about to pass out 
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns

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1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you get jealous...

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wowfunniestposts: this blog is hilarious

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Harry you will never grow, little boy →

wowfunniestposts: 2010 2012 this blog is epic

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When your Laugh comes out really loud and retarded

Story of my life.

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Expectation: Reality:

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When you really like a song but you don't know the...

and you try to sing along

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xlightofreasoningx: ill anwser anything! :o same here

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When you suddenly lose your balance.....

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Me Studying or Doing Homework for School

1 minute later 5 minutes later 10 minutes later Need a laugh? Click here!

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When you listen to your iPod in public places. →

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Tomorrow is self-harm awareness day. Reblog if...

Always

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Sitting over here listening to my skinny friend...

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weallliveinayolosubmarine: freudian-slipped: straightedgehog: barbieandken: br4h: oh my god. and they laugh uh oh my god the girl who just starts eating the cake this has made me laugh harder than anything else this month. omg

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